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Eat My Ohioness
Happy New Year everyone!! I hope it’s started off fantastically for each of you, and that it’s the best year yet!! I’m riding in my favorite Metro line above the city right now 🚠, on my way home from the Temple, so I feel pretty cool but also pretty time crunched. Although, despite one Jared…
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas everyone!! Before any of you break out into panic; no, I didn’t miss a week of writing, my pday got moved to today! Almost thought we were going to get a back-to-back pday sort of deal, didn’t quite workout that way I guess. Anyways, merty Christmas! I’ll make this email one of my…
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Oh All Ye Fainting Venezuelans, Come to Church
What’s up readers! I hope you have all has a great week!! Hope everyone is getting ready for, or already enjoying, snow, Mariah Carey, skiing, Ohio State’s future playoff dominance, and of course, Christmas! Down here, we too are getting ready for Christmas, Club America already one for the 3rd championship in a row (to…
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“What the heck is wrong with this area?”
Goooooood afternoon! How is everyone doing? I miss you guys! Man let me tell you, this week has seriously been one of the most fun weeks of my entire mission. I loved it! Let’s see if I can rope together any stories for you about this last week! To start it off, we had transfers…
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Thanksgiving‼️
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!! I hope you all enjoyed my very favorite holiday of the year!! What good times: family, food, football, fall, skiing (couldn’t quite think of a way to say skiing that started with an F) and all sorts of fun other stuff. Pie?? Smoked turkeyyyy! Absolutely love Thanksgiving! Anyways, I guess I’ll get…
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Pickpockets & Machetes
Well hi! Man you all are so good to me! Thank you for your emails, I feel so loved! I promise that this time I have a real excuse about the length or timeliness of my email, surely to be addressed later. This week was one of the most fun and crazy weeks I’ve had…
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Happy P day! Welcome back to your favorite, or least favorite, email of the week. If it’s your least favorite, you probably won’t read past here, so for the rest of you, thanks for reading! I’ll start by apologizing and promising in advance to not go to war against any Jared West’s in the audience,…
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PB&J Instruction Manual
Hey! Welcome back to another one of my weekly emails, I was about to claim that I only have 30 or so minutes to write as of Monday night… but we all know it’s going to end up being a long one anyways so I will cease from using an devious tactics or tricks to…
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Tie Snatching Halloween Fiends
Que pasa capos! I have only 20 minutes as of Monday night, so we are going to see how much I can get to you by tomorrow (meaning today when you will be reading this.) The truth is this week was sick! and I have lots to tell you all about so lets get started!…
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Directionally Challenged
Greetings fanbase! Not sure why I called you that, but I did, and so there you go. I am pretty certain that the majority of you aren’t big fans of this massive honkin’ email that comes your way every tuesday, but that okay, because I am a big fan. For some reason my new companion…