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Happy P day! Welcome back to your favorite, or least favorite, email of the week. If it’s your least favorite, you probably won’t read past here, so for the rest of you, thanks for reading! I’ll start by apologizing and promising in advance to not go to war against any Jared West’s in the audience,…
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PB&J Instruction Manual
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Tie Snatching Halloween Fiends
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Directionally Challenged
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The Polar Express
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Can You Smell Me from Here?
Hey guys! How are you all doing? Hopefully well, hopefully you are emotionally recovered from Ohio State’s loss to Oregon. Obviously, I watched exactly none of it, but I heard about it and can’t say I have recovered yet. I miss you guys and think about you often. Here comes another mostly dumb but hopefully…
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Visiting the Orthodontist
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Guerro! Mi amor! Dame tu Visa!
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No Tenemos Agua
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Shotguns, Smells, and Sub-par Spanish